Saturday, December 7, 2013

OMG! Man To Sell Engagement Ring Worn By "Satan Herself"

 


Photo: Man wants to sell the ring worn by "Satan"
In one of the report on the America site Craigslist, a man is trying to sell an engagement ring for 1800 dollars. He says, the ring, out on sale, was once worn by ‘Satan herself’.
“The ring is in like new condition, only worn for a short period of time by Satan herself,” the ad reads.
He adds that the ring is very pretty, with diamonds along the sides, noting, however,
“Warning: ring may be cursed as it tends to leave a path of destruction behind it.”

“Possible events associated with this ring include but are not limited to: damage sustained to house, vehicle, heart, downed powerlines, fallen trees, and swarms of locust. I would highly recommend taking action to counter the whirlwind of bad mojo that surround this piece of jewelry.”
“Should consider having curse removed by voodoo priest or something before presenting to loved one. Other than that a very nice piece of jewelry.”
The man concludes his so-to-say ad with the statement that he wants to sell before it brings any more bad luck into his life and threatens to throw the ring into the "fires of Mordor", if not sold by Christmas.

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